Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 4:06 PM
Hi!This is DR. Mental's apprentice reporting for work. As you know, I am the girl who laugh at every single funny thing(maybe not). Did you know that during tuition you can find me lying on the floor laughing my head off. And whenever someone says the word funny in my tuition when I am drinking water, you would feel like changing my name to "Singapore's one and only Merlion who spits out water when someone says "Funny"!" Lame right?? Here is a few jokes and riddles for you.Joke #1 Three men were stranded on a deserted island (Autralian man, American man and a Chinese man.) The Australian man went to gather firewood while the American man stayed at the beach to pitch the tent. The Chinese man was instructed to get suppiles. After the Australian man came back(the Chinese man was expected to come back already), the Chinese man was not back yet. The American and the Australian man went to search for the Chinese man for many days. One day, after trying to search for the Chinese man, the Chinese man jumped out of the bush and shouted, "SUPPLIES!! (SURPRISE!)"I hope that you understand the above joke!!!Riddle #1Why do indian aeroplanes take off going straight up and then fly forward, without tilting the aeroplane at all?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Answer: Because they serve curry, thus they are scared that the curry would spill.Riddle #2Why do indian aeroplanes tilt a little went landing?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Answer: Beacuse indians shake their head when they talkAir stewardess: We are landing sir!Pilot: OKAY!Lots of love,DR. MeNtAl's apprentice!!!
Saturday, April 28, 2007 @ 8:13 PM
LOL...I just went to hotmail when i receive a message:"The Blogger user ~oxo~jojo~oxo~ has invited you to contribute to the private blog: ONE N ZERO SEVEN :D."so I started posting...-.-"'but i need to do the home econs "project" now...LOL,huixian :)
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 @ 10:11 PM
Hi 1N..This is Azritania. Oh ya, next day is the Music assignment, so GOOD LUCK! 4 all Malay pupils in 1N, GOOD LUCK also for ur Bahasa Melayu timed assignment. Hope that 1N will forever be united, stay strong and be together!
Saturday, April 21, 2007 @ 8:38 PM
Yo! R-O-S-E ROSE HOUSE OUR NAME!WE ARE NUMBER ONE AND WE CAN'T BE UNDONE!WE'RE TOO HOT TO HANDLE AND WE'RE READY TO GO!5,6,7,8 LISTEN UP YO, 'COS THIS IS IT!THE BEAT THAT WE'RE BANGING IS ROSELICIOUSdumdadumdadadumdumdadumdaNOW YOU'VE GOT THE ROSE HOUSE BEATLET ME HEAR YOU STAMP YOUR FEET!dumdadumdadadumdumdadumda5,6,7,8 R-O-S-E ROSE HOUSE IS DYNAMITE!Yeahhh, Rose got first for cheerleading! :D
Though we're tied with Garde, but we're still first anyway! :D
{ Explode, Ignite, 1N is dynamite! }
Shall I post a candid shot of our monitress
Sharonnnnn doing something at the choir gown measurements thingy. Haha. Maybe.
-anu. :D
@ 3:26 PM
I love this song like helll!!!! Cool right!!! Turn on your speaker!!!
@ 3:18 PM
@ 11:47 AM
Hi!
I just created a new blog for people of 1/N to go to. It is actually I/N's homework blog! Visit it! It is onenrox.blogspot.com. You can post question sthat you dunno how to do and see whether people will respond. Most likely, Sabrina will respond! You can go there and see what assignments we have. Just post you email address into this blog so I can invite you! BB
Lots of love,
Joey
@ 11:13 AM
EXPLODE IGNITE
1N IS DYNAMITE!we basically didn't win any event yesterday. if only there was individual events. then we might at least have something to be excited about. but there was cheerleading! we got FIRST! another one we got forth or something like that! don't know which one is which one. nevermind. CELESTINE ((:and i changed my blogskin! (:
Friday, April 20, 2007 @ 1:51 PM
Can we change the background of our blog monthly. Can this month's background be something that concerns rose??? Please!!!
Wednesday, April 18, 2007 @ 11:27 PM
Hello ONE N! :D
Yeah, so today we got our results.
Don't be disheartened by this okay? (:
Even if you fail or pass,
work harder! :D
JIAYOU JIAYOU ONE N! :DYay, you guys rock. :D
Next time you'll do
better! :DD
Happy Birthday Vanessaaaaaaaaaa :D
I wna play audition and I wna beat you. D:
I'll train. D:
Hoho. Anuuuuuuuu here.
As usual. -_-
Blahblahblah.
I'm too lazy to get invited ; I'm using WeLoveOneN @ gmail.
:D
@ 7:24 PM
This will be a short one. As promised qoute for today(2). Friends are like the moon, that embraces the night no matter how long it might be :)
@ 7:06 PM
Jack and Jill went up a hill,
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
and Jill came tumbling after.
Okay, so they are the Jack and Jill from this particular nursery rhyme.Thay haunt 1N empty seats'.Joey=Jack, Sabrina=Jill. So there now more about them.
Jack and Jill are at the moment clombing Mount Everest.Apparently, they failed vocabulary test on a particular Wednesday. That test was the difference between a hiil and a mountain. So, they ended up climbing Mount Everest.
Thay are ghost I know but they wanted to climb the normal way so they did not just glide up.
Jack and Jill are a cuteeeee couple.They love each other sooo much. Jack was even willing to go to a girls' school.Jill's sacrifice=not known yet.
Okay.....ummm let's see.......Do you guys like allow me to post crap or my 'column'? Does anyone not like it?Plaese tell. I won't feel bad. Just fire me if you want to.(although I am not officially appointed.)
Back to Jack and Jill.I guess Jack and Jill won't be back till 1st of may. Can be longer.Oh and does anyone know what final fantasy is?Other than Lingyi and I am not sure but Joey.It's sooo nice. The characters are super nice except some.(Sharon's way of describing)If I were to say Sharon's way it would be SUPERNICE!!!!.
If anyone knows what final fantaasy is please tell me. Okay iIshall post my qoute for the day. Stay smiling and Stay mental(for all those mental people. It is normal to be mental)
@ 1:57 PM
YAY PEOPLE...YAY!I don't know why i suddenly like that..haha... By the Way, it's ESTHER here!!! yay!!! haha.. I'm eating Pringles now... waiting for my mom to deliver home my KFC lunch!! yippee!!! Chicken banditto and Cheese fries!! yay me! haha...I've been waiting whole day in school just to post on the bloggie!! haha......I slept during science lesson today that I didn't even know Mrs Gay already walked out of class....I was waiting for her to say "Thank you girls"...haha...but i waited....and waited.......and waited......then looked up and no one....haha.....ok, i know that's lame......fine....Yestersday my sim-card got BUSTED!!! the sim-card was rejected so now i gotta wait until this weekend to get a new sim card....so now i'm using another person's sim card....sigh..............................anyway, the SYF yesterday was TERRIFIC!!!!! We only watched 3 Dramas but i think out of all, Cedar is still the BEST!!! I find the last part of the story very touching...haha....and 1 more thing.... HWA CHONG INSTITUITION IS SO DAMN BIG!!!!!! they got 2 BIG competito's swimming pool leh!!!!!sigh.........I can't wait for Cedar's new look!!!! haha........I think arh.....with just Lingyi and Sabrina, they can already flood the whole tagboard like the Ocean arh....haha... I feel so tired......................................tired...................WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! sigh,sigh,sigh
Lots of LOVE
Esther aka Easter egg=P
Tuesday, April 17, 2007 @ 9:02 PM
lols.. todae i very tired.. nidda do the review thingy.. wa liao.. haha..btw,ahhhh.. nutiink lah.. gddae ahead yarhx..my loveheart
@ 8:07 PM
ADMIT IT. WHO WAS THAT FREAKING PERSON WHO TRIED BUT FAILED TO CHANGE THE PASSWORD?
@ 5:44 PM
They say laughter is the best medicine so here's Dr mental's medicine
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
It is abit stupid. Okay let me give you double dosage for those who did not laugh.
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!
Hahahaha!!!!!! sooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ 4:45 PM
I don't get what Anuuu (or is it Sabrina?) means by " the xxx is common sense". Does that mean that I don't have common sense? Who loves to go to school? Spamming people are so much more useful and meaningful than listening to SOMEONE drone on and on about how fast the rate she is going at teaching maths that our imature minds cannot stand the stress of the intake. Someone, please help us all by telling her otherwise. My chinese sucks. Woohoo. Rachel Toh is so funnily random.
Tag at the tagboard. Because of the orange bus outside. And due to several winged strawberries in the air, the piranahs will be after you if you don't tag. And I so look forward to Dr. Mental's daily columns. She makes to many spelling and grammatical errors for my eyes to bear. O_o.*oh! the light*
LINGYI. (: what turns to gold now turns to rust
@ 1:36 AM
MY NAME IS DR MENTAL.(BE SCARED!!BE VERY SCARED!!!) So let me describe
( someoneelse: introduce. not describe. I do not see any description) myself. I have a PHD in mentology(given to me by myself) You see, I failed all the subjects I ever took so I had to create my own subject. Mentology was the easiest as I am mental so I qualify. OKAY. Now SERIOUS!!(as if)
Since I am a Doctor, I have to give advice it can be in any form, sometimes good qoutes, sometimes funny jokes etc.. so look forward to my 'column'. I will do it everytime I have time,K!!
bye
Monday, April 16, 2007 @ 8:09 PM
HELLO ONE NNERGIZERS! (: Lingyi here. Hello and welcome to our class blog! Remember to tag at the tagboard as often as you can [ when it is ANUUU gets it ready ] so that this blog will become a SUCCESS and will not be dead like SOME blogs.. [ahemahem..] Haha.. enough about my blog's graveyard but enjoy yourself navigating the blog.. and don't get lost (:
LINGYI. (:
p.s.*gasp*i smiled five times(: (:
@ 7:37 PM
Hello (:
This is the new class blog. (:
So uhh. Tag or something.
Heh.
I don't know what jelly bears have to do with our class.But it came out as a search result for 'United' so uhh.
Okay.
Bye bye. Enjoy yourself at school. (HORHOR.)
